An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize