i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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