I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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