Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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