I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
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the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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