Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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