i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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