He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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