He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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