Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Randomize
