do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wear drunk well.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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