Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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