Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Please don't give away my fajitas
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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