i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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