plz talk dirty to me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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