i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
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She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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