U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Im part way to drunk.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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