Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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