I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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