when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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