party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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