just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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