That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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