Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
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I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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