we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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