Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I would fuck him just for his dog
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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