Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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