i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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