Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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