My Higher Power is John Stamos
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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