how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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