May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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