Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i used baking grease as lip gloss
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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