I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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