I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish π
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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