So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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