You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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