K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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