So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I can feel your judgement through the phone
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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