did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
It's rum buckets o'clock
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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