Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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