fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
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HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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