That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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