she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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