xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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