So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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