You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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