Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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