# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Randomize