Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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