WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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