So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
sex in a hospital.. check
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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