ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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